Hobbit Etiquette

If you haven't seen the Hobbit, you won't get this and probably shouldn't even be looking at this comic.
I drew this because I wondered if there are people out there (besides my mom and me) who know what a doily is for. They can also be starched and used as ninja stars. Quite effectively too, i might add.

Oh, and weird fact about me; my birthday is the date of Tolkien's death, give of take a few decades...

The Hobbit belongs to J. R. R. Tolkien, New Line Cinema